Don’t Come and Take Them, We’re Giving These Molon Labe Rifles Away

These fine rifles have been custom-painted by the one and only XDMAN with a motif that fans of the movie 300 will recognize–just the thing for hunting, target shooting, home defense, or just giving good ol’ Beta O’ Dork nightmares as he realizes that there are now two more guns out there that he’d really like to take away.
Whether we’re defending the Right to Keep and Bear Arms against an 8-foot-tall androgyne with way too many facial piercings, or some reedy little ninny who missed his calling as a third-grade hall monitor, it’s good to know that the proper response is the same today as it was 2,500 years ago: “Molon Labe.”
Entering the Molon Labe Giveaway is as easy to understand as the Second Amendment, and it’s every bit as free: just visit MolonLabeGiveaway.com, enter your contact details, and wait for our November 1 announcement of our lucky winner.
Here’s a complete listing of our prize package:
One (1) Smith & Wesson M&P Sport II AR-15 Rifle, chambered in 5.56mm, MSRP: $739
One (1) Century Arms N-PAP M70 AK-47 Rifle, chambered in 7.62×39, MSRP: $899.99