Zero Tolerance = Zero Brains in Nebraska Schools

We have found our next mass-murder threat:  A 3 1/2 year-old boy from Nebraska.  His name is Hunter and he is deaf, so he uses sign language  and signs his name by crossing his forefinger and index finger and moving his hand up and down.  That’s enough for school officials, who want him to change his name.  The threatening youngster’s dilemma is here…