“In my dream, I was playing with a dog. The dog was jumping on me, scratching me, licking my face — the playful puppy thing” said John Steitz of Minneapolis.  “I opened my eyes, and there was a bear on top of me with its face in my face,” Steitz said.  “I kind of opened my eyes and gave a, ‘What-the-expletive?’ ”  John’s nightmare begins here…