Democrat Strategy for 2014

Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, “Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!”

“Great Nancy, but how?” asked Harry.

“We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever.

Then, we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.”

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman , Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said, “Hey! Aren’t you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?”

“Yes we are!” said Nancy, “And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color.”

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.

A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.

For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Nancy asked, “Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of custom?”

“Lord no,” said the bartender. “Someone’s out there running around town, claiming there’s a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!”

Firearm deer season starts soon – helpful reminders

On Friday, Nov. 15, tens of thousands of Michigan residents and nonresidents will take to the field to enjoy deer hunting. The firearm season runs from Nov. 15-30. Once a deer has been harvested, the Department of Natural Resources (DNR) encourages hunters to get their deer “checked” at a local DNR office. Check station hours vary, so hunters should review the list of locations, times and hours at www.michigan.gov/deercheck.

At DNR check stations, DNR staff members record the harvest location and date, gender and antler measurements. Deer heads may be collected for bovine TB surveillance in select counties, on a voluntary basis. This year, the DNR encourages hunters to submit samples for TB if they harvested a deer in the following 19 counties: Alcona, Alpena, Bay, Cheboygan, Crawford, Genesee, Gratiot, Iosco, Isabella, Midland, Montmorency, Ogemaw, Oscoda, Otsego, Presque Isle, Roscommon, Saginaw, Shiawassee and Tuscola. Data and TB samples collected at check stations help to assess the biological health of the herd and assist with future population management recommendations.

Other reminders: Read more

Predicting Bullet Trajectory with Inteliscope App Software Release 1.4

The Inteliscope Tactical Rifle Adapter App release 1.4 calculates bullet trajectory even as the firearm is tilted.   Gone are the days where tactical rifle scopes must function within the mechanical limitations of glass and metal. Inteliscope’s latest software release 1.4 uses advanced software algorithms for predicting bullet trajectory and corrects for drop based on the actual direction of real gravity. Read more

Hunt Big Game Alongside Outdoor Channel’s Steve West

La Grande, OR – (November 12, 2013) – As a follow up to his popular six-part Alaska Adventure Series that is currently airing on the Outdoor Channel, Steve West has announced he’s seeking applications from big game hunting enthusiasts to accompany him on his 2014 Alaskan hunt. West is a highly successful big game hunter, holding the Muzzleloader World Record grizzly bear at 26 2/16″ B&C. Read more

Redfield® Offers Cash Back on Revenge Riflescopes

BEAVERTON, Ore. – Redfield® is making sure you have no excuses if you’re in the market for a new riflescope. For a limited time, you can receive a $45 rebate on any purchase of a Revenge® series riflescope with an Accu-Ranger® or Accu-Plex reticle. Any Revenge Battlezone riflescope (including the Tac.22) also receives a $45 rebate. Or you can get $25 back on any Revenge with a 4-Plex or Fine Plex reticle. Read more

The Circle of Life

By Glen Wunderlich

As consumers, we are all connected to nature.  In this age of specialization, however, we go about our daily lives – commuting, turning wrenches, or punching keyboards or time clocks – never giving it much thought.  But, for hundreds of thousands of Michigan firearms deer hunters heading afield on Friday, November 15th, that connectivity is renewed and realized no matter how obscure it has become through modern societal evolution.

For humans never having been exposed to the realities of the circle of life – sacrificing the lives of plants and animals so that we may live – it can be downright incomprehensible.

As an illustration, I am reminded of a family gathering in celebration of our granddaughter’s seventh birthday many years ago.  Our favorite meals were selected – mine being trout.  Sitting beside me, my granddaughter was introduced to just how stark our relation to nature can be, when the waitress placed the plate in front of me, complete with a rainbow trout from head to tail.  “Grandpa!  Grandpa!  It’s a real fish!” she shrieked.  You see, to her, fish were physically configured as squares.

Certainly, such a reaction is understandable to a youngster never having taken part in the procurement of one’s own food.  To the ignorant, food comes from a store, just like money comes from an ATM; they’ve seen it with their own eyes.  Perception has become their reality.

Yet, there is hope, as evidenced by an engaging young lady who participated in Michigan’s Liberty Hunt in September.  At the Perry Youth Hunt Extravaganza, I noticed a vehicle backing toward the buck pole, obviously preparing to hang a deer.

A small girl only 9 years old, orange hat still in place, stepped out, as her hunting mentor/partner began to hoist her first buck for the many spectators to see.  Movie camera in hand, I began my interview, when I was abruptly interrupted.  “I have the heart in my pocket”, she offered unabashedly.  When I asked what she was going to do with it, she was almost incredulous when she replied, “Eat it.”

Mere hours before, the youngster had taken a life.  Yet, she was mature enough to understand the connection to life itself.  In fact, she even field dressed the animal she would eventually consume.

Given that she may not be able to grasp how modern hunters are able to remove game while sustaining it, there is still plenty of learning ahead for her.  But, at the age of 9, she’s wise beyond her years.  She may not be able to understand that true conservationists/hunters may take from nature, while at the same time work diligently to give even more back.  It’s what hunters do.

We hunt. We kill. We give back.

We love nature.  We understand the balance of nature.  Why else would we spend countless hours and dollars to preserve and protect it?

Some of us hunt for the meat, while others hunt for the adventure.  Some of us don’t hunt at all.

It matters not, because in the end, we are all connected to the circle of life.

Note:  Here is the video interview of the young hunter mentioned above:

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